As I promised, here is the update about the job situation. The short story, I have a job. The long story is I work for the recruiter place. I report to them until the day an employer decides they want to keep me.
The job has full benefits from the get go, and able to get a nice bonus after working so much.
As for when I start. . . well that's a bit sketchy. You see the moment I begin is when they find me some work. It can be anything from disassembling a desk, and putting it back together elsewhere, to office work. Heres hoping. So yeah, if all goes well I should begin work within the month, or continue to be a lazy lay about. Its a win-win :D